Urdu Funny Poetry Text
This article is all about funny poetry in the Urdu language with text.
Main Bhi Graduate Hun Tum Bhi Graduate,
Ilmi Mubaase Hon Zara Paas Aa Ke Lait
میں بھی گریجویٹ ہوں تم بھی گریجویٹ
علمی مباحثے ہوں ذرا پاس آ کے لیٹ
Usny kaha badal gaye ho tum meny bi kaha software update howa hai.
Acha khasa insaan gora hony wala hota hai ki phir garmiyan a jati hai.
Nasheeli ankhen, deehma lehja, husan to qayamat Wallah! ham to fanah ho jayen ge khud ko sheeshy me dekhty dekhty.
Qismat apni kharab hai ki 5000 ki juti ly kar awon agly din 1200 ki sale me lagi hoti hai.
Itna arsy baat usny mere message ka jawaab de hi deya “Aayinda mujhy message mat karna.
Chaabi se kaan saaf karty howe ihtiyaad kiya karien kahin Khudana-khuwasta aap start hi na ho jayen.
Jaisy jaisy umer bharta hai din ba din insaan ameer hota jata hai chaandi balon me, sona hathon me, moti ankhon me, sugar khoon me our mehengy pathar kidney me paye jaty hai yahi zindagi ki sachayi hai.
Bepanah, beqadar, beintiha, behat, bebas ho kar ham ne tunhein itna chaha ki intiha kar di.
Meri macharon se apeal hai kaatna hai to kaato ye kaan ke paas akar bee bee bee bee karny wali kiya begharati hai.
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Ankhen kehti hai soo jawo mobile kehti hai bakwaas na kar.
Dekh bhai phone me mooj our choti si sooch kabhi aagy nai bharny beti.
Koi larki soteela boyfriend hi bana le.
Bary udaas ho ghalib kahen shaadi shoda to nahi ho.
Jaisy tum sochty ho wesy ham hain nahi jaisy ham hain wesy tum soch bi nahi sakty.
Dekh bhai larki hun koi noodle to nahi jo 2 min me tayaar ho jawon.
Wo jo jis ke husan ke har taraf charchy thy asal se faiza beuty cream ke kharchy thy.
1 min me message type karny ke baad 5 min lagty hain ye sochny me ki konsa emoji bejun isky sath.
Ooye tuny homework kiya “nahi” chal saayi hai phir sath me hi bahar niklengy.
Oao darad banty hain tum darwazy me unguli do phir mil ke chikhein marty hain.
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Haaye ye Pakistani larkiyan chehry American our pawon African.
Darpook hai wo log jo exams ke time online nahi aaty jigar chahiye time barbaad karny ke liye.
Jo kehty hai na ham kabhi chor kar nahi jayen ge ye lambi lambi chor rahe hoty hain.
Insaan sabsy ziada parishaan tab hota hai jab koi janny wala wegan me mil jaye our donon soch me parein ki kiraya kon de ga.
Internet ke kamalaat kal raat internet nahi chal raha tha to me ghar walon ke paas ja kar beth giya yaar wo bi achy log hain.
Google eik larki hai kyun ki wo sab kuch janti hai.
Hamesha sach bolo our sach bolty hi baagh jao.
E-Mail jitni marzi taraqi kar le khabar ponchany ka tiaz tareen zarya aj bi female hi hain.
Soraj single, chaand single, mareekh single, zameen single our me bi single kehny ka matlab hai ki har qeemti chiz single hoti hai.
Aj me doctor ke paas giya tha doctor bola apko biwi ki kami hai.
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Science ka itni taraqi karny ka kiya fayida jab aap online kisi ko goli nahi maar sakty.
Mery ishq ki bowling ne uski dil ki wicket to gira di lakin meri taqdeer to dekho uska baap umpire nikla.
Doston se problem share karni chahiye kyun ki namony aisy aisy solutions dety hain ki banda problem hi bhool jata hai.
Kuch log zindagi me pichy reh jaty hai our inka peet aagy nikal jata hai.
Insaan ko aalasi hona chahiye mehnati to gadha bi hota hai.
Shaadi khud ki grilfriend se karni chahiye dosron ki girlfriend se to ghar waly bi karwa dety hain.
Dunya ka sab se mushkil sawaal “our sunao” our ussy bi mushkil sawaal “sab thik tum sunao”.
Aksar log apni biwi our girlfriend ko petrol pump ke bahar motorcycle se kyun utaar dety hain kyun ki pump per likha hota hai ki aag lagany wali chizen pump se door rakhein.
Excuse me! ye lijiye aap ki soch mujhy giri howi mili thi.
Shaadi ke pehly insaan mangetar ke bepanah chahta hai our shaadi ke baat sirf panah chahta hai.
Bohut masroof guzar rahi hai zindagi sahab ham mobile per our mobile charging per laga rehta hai.
Pehly wo meri cozan thi me bolta tha wo sunti thi phir wo meri mangetar bani wo bolti thi me sunta tha ab wo meri begam ban gayi hai ham donon bolty hain our pura mohala sunta hai.
Kal ka kaam aj mat karo usko kal tak hi rakho kiya pata us kaam ko karny ki zarorat hi na pary.
Har kaam karny ka eik waqat hota hai jaisy ki “baat me”.
Muskorao issy pehly ki tumhari shaadi ho jaye.
Sory janu apka attitute mery juti ke nichy a giya.
Kiya apko apta hai ki popcorn ko garam tawey pe rakho to uchalta kyun hai kabhi khud tawey pe beth ke dekho phir pata chaly ga.
Waqat sadiyun se eik hi raftaar me chala aaraha hai bas atwaar ke din hi isky pichy kuty par jaty hai.
Log kehty hain hamesha apny dil ki suno par mujhy ye samaj nahi aati ki ab banda “dakh dakh” ka kiya matlab samjhy.
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